Here are some admissions I wish to make:
1) I don't care if I fit in anymore, I'm happier being different
2) You can't bore me into anything...so my message to the serious folks...give it up and quit trying
3) I love being a writer, I just don't like the paperwork
4) Thinking does not cause pernament brain damage
5) Sometimes, it isn't that I can't see the solution, it's just that I don't care about your problem
6) I want to live a simple life, sort of like a poor man, only with lots of money
7) I might steal/borrow your idea, if I really like it
8) If I really concentrated on what was important to me, I'd be on a tropical beach right now
9) Some days, I am like a bent coin in a vending machine...I just don't want to work
10) I don't take myself seriously, so why would you ever expect me to take you serious?
Ahhh I feel better already! What about you, anything you want to get off of your chest?